About the Book
Finding the beauty of Not-Like-Me!
If there’s one thing Harlow Cruise hates more than those schmaltzy Heartcast TV movies, it’s the fact that she loves those schmaltzy Heartcast TV movies. She loves them angrily. With popcorn. Pop-scorn? As if she doesn’t get enough drama in her day-to-day–directing a ministry-minded community theatre that cranks out three shows a month and trying to keep up with her aspiring screenwriter bestie, Teagan, a self-described “dramagician.”
When the Heartcast Channel Movie division announces they’ll briefly be allowing submissions for new, original Christmas movies, Teagan is convinced this is her time. Roped into workshopping scenes from Teagan’s in-progress spec script, Harlow finds herself paired with an even more reluctant co-star.
Jack Bentley might have the most Heartcast Original Movie name on the planet, but he is anything but formulaic. How different can two people be? It’s fine. Made-for-TV plot-points do NOT a romance make. Right? Right?
Excerpt
While Ransom microwave-popped their corn, Harlow considered her upcoming weekend. She had too much to do. She made a couple quick posts to the Fourth Wall Theatre’s various social media pages, asking for volunteers. Then she opened a fresh email and grabbed her phone to find Mike’s text. Architect guy.
She typed the words, Dear Jack Bentley. It always felt awkward, starting an email to someone she didn’t know. How formal was too formal? How informal was informal enough?
“Who is Jack Bentley?” Teagan’s voice cut into her thoughts for the second time in five minutes.
She swiveled her chair to face her sister-in-law, who lounged on the opposite end of the couch. “How did you see that from there?” This woman’s daughter would get away with nothing.
Teagan’s eyes grew cartoonishly round. “That is the most Heartcast Man Name I’ve ever heard. Does he ride horses or does he work too many hours at some undefined big city ‘Business’?”
“I have to assume…neither?”
“You’re corresponding. We need to determine if he’s a Heartcast good guy or a Heartcast bad guy.” Spoken so quickly. As if it were obvious.
“That’s not real.”
Ransom sat down with the bowl of popcorn, munching and still not-quite-uninvolved.
“Answer this,” Teagan said and shifted forward on the couch. “Does he roll his sleeves up to his elbows or does he slick his hair back?”
Harlow didn’t know the answer and had to point out, “Someone could do both those things.”
“Ridiculous. Bare forearms mean good guy. Slickedback hair means bad guy. This is TV Shorthand 101.”
Ransom paused his chewing and casually pushed his sweatshirt sleeves up to his elbows.
Harlow dipped her chin. “These are not good things you’re saying.”
“Why are you emailing a person named Jack Bentley?” Teagan demanded. Her voice sounded so much like a lawyer in a network drama, it almost made Harlow laugh.
“I’m trying to see if he’ll volunteer to help with the set construction. I don’t know anything about him or his sleeves.”
“Would you say he’s a love interest?”
“I would never say that. There’s no such thing as a ‘love interest’ in real life. Anyway, I got his email address from Mike. He’s probably a grandpa. Or married. Or a married grandpa.”
“He most definitely owns a working ranch.”
“Where do you think you live?”
“You’re right.” Teagan nodded, and then squealed for no reason. “He’s probably a chef. I’m so happy for you.” She got a mouthful of popcorn. “You should start your letter ‘My dearest Jack.'”
“Don’t try to help me.” She looked at Ransom, who sat now scrolling through his phone with a considerable Hmm lip. “What are you doing?”
“Googling him,” he said. His silent Hmm shifted into a silent Huh. “There are a lot of Jack Bentleys.”
“Just start the movie.” Harlow smirked a grin about her family with her back to them so they couldn’t see.
Review
Ever since I read Turtles in the Road I’ve been waiting with bated breath for this mother/daughter duo to release another novel. The wait is over!! And despite the lack of a homicidal terrapin rampage (seriously, read their first book for this alone!), this story was every bit as enjoyable as I was anticipating. Not only is it a quintessential “opposites attract” story, but the interplay between these characters—the banter, the random conversational tangents, and even Jack’s bewilderment at it all—invites you to curl up in your favourite armchair and settle in for some laughs. The gentle poke at various Heartcast clichés is just the icing on the cake.
In this case, “opposites attract” means introvert meets extrovert. Jack Bentley is one of the most adorably introverted characters I’ve ever met. He doesn’t make social plans (“strangers and awkward and being socially exhausted”), he doesn’t like to ad lib, on stage or off (“Freestyle conversation did not overlap any of his areas of talent” and “He often had to work up the will and rehearse his words to order food at the drive-thru”), and he’s a contemplator. Harlow, on the other hand, lives life at full speed, and you only have to spend two minutes with her before you realise that her whole life is ad libbed. And that goes double when she’s with her brother and sister-in-law.
The thing that took this novel from a great concept to a fantastic read was the authentic and winsome characterisation and the way in which Harlow and Jack were challenged to grow as they became aware of their developing feelings for one another (which happened in very different but characteristic ways for each of them). Basically, pick this book up and the smile won’t leave your face.
I received a copy of this novel from the author. This has not influenced the content of my review, which is my honest and unbiased opinion.
About the Author
Rhonda Rhea is a TV personality for Christian Television Network and an award-winning humor columnist for great magazines such as HomeLife, Leading Hearts, The Pathway and many more. She is the author of 16 books, including, Messy to Meaningful–Lessons from the Junk Drawer (messytomeaningful.com), co-authored with Bridges TV host, Monica Schmelter, and writing partner and daughter, Kaley Rhea. Rhonda and Kaley have also teamed up for the hilarious Christian romantic comedy, Turtles in the Road, with more fun fiction in the works.
Rhonda also co-authors the popular Fix Her Upper series with Beth Duewel, and she co-authored Unruffled with author Edie Melson. Rhonda enjoys speaking at conferences and events coast to coast, serves on many boards and committees, and works as a publishing consultant. She lives near St. Louis with her pastor/hubs and has five grown children and five grandbabies.
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Kaley Rhea is the St. Louis-area author of Christian romantic comedy Turtles in the Road (along with mom, bud, and writing partner Rhonda Rhea) and the non-fiction book Messy to Meaningful: Lessons From the Junk Drawer (co-written with Rhonda Rhea and Monica Schmelter) released in April 2018.
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THIS!! Oh my, just the best blessing! Thank you so much!
You’re very welcome! When’s the next one? 😉
I’m thinking you need to co-author the next one WITH US!
Oh, that could definitely be fun times! 😁
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST NEW YEAR NEWS! The girls and I have been hoping, hoping, hoping these two would put out another book, because we’ve about worn out our copy of Turtles In the Road. YAY for a new book, ladies! *heading to the Zon now!*
You’ll love it! ❤️
You and your girls! Our favorite people. Obvi! (And THANK YOU!)
Katie, great review of a fantastic and so-much-fun book! It is definitely on my keeper shelf and the most gifted Christmas present I gave this year!
Karen, SO SWEET!!!!
There will be some very happy readers in your life, Karen!